Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half
About this race
December 20, 2025 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?
Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half—a 90s high school holiday run bursting with mall glam, holiday sparkle, and way too much lip gloss.
Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races
Whether you’re a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just trying to burn off those holiday carbs, this race is your chance to be totally buggin’—in the best way.
Choose your challenge:
- Clueless & Breathless 5K 🎀 This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid.
- Totally Buggin’ 10K 💅 Longer than Cher's holiday gift list—and twice as fierce.
- The Alaïa Half Marathon 👠 Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Don’t get mugged—stay hydrated.
- The Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree (Virtual) 🛍️ Run any distance, from anywhere—even the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.
Expect mallcore energy, glam cheer zones, 90s jams, and a sprinkle of holiday chaos.
Costumes strongly encouraged—extra credit for fur-trimmed Santa hats and feather pens.
📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Run virtually anytime from Dec 20–22, and we’ll mail your medal faster than a boyfriend makeover montage.
This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.
Parody Disclaimer
This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.
Pick your distance
Running
Clueless & Breathless 5K
🎀 This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid.
Totally Buggin’ 10K
💅 Longer than Cher's holiday gift list—and twice as fierce.
The Alaïa Half Marathon
👠 Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Don’t get mugged—stay hydrated.
The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual)
🛍️ Run any distance, from anywhere—even the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.
Typical race-day weather
Based on 2 years of Open-Meteo archive data for this event's race dates in Canoga Park, plus the 3 days either side.
The sun rises at 6:47 AM and sets at 5:29 PM local time (PST) in Canoga Park on February 6, 2027 — 10h 41m of daylight.
Course
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Results — Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half
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Where this page comes from. Race details were last updated on . We re-check listings regularly and again in the week before race day.
- Entries, prices, waves and inclusions — the event's official registration page
- Temperature and humidity — Copernicus ERA5 reanalysis via Open-Meteo (CC BY 4.0)
- Elevation and terrain relief — Copernicus DEM GLO-90, ESA (CC BY 4.0)
- Comparisons and counts — Race Discovery calendar, 13 Canoga Park events
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