EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K!
About this race
NEW YEAR. STILL YOU. JUST SHOWING UP ANYWAY.
The EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K perfectly captures that magical moment when the calendar resets, but your muscles absolutely do not. Whether you’re easing back into movement, shaking off last year, or running purely out of spite for your couch, this run celebrates progress over pace and laughter over limits.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
- Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before June 30, 2026.
- Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
- Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EverythingHurtsAndImDying #IRun4Movement
The EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K! brings an exciting race distance to Anywhere, United States on January 1, 2026. Don't miss this beautiful event!
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EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K! takes place in Anywhere, United States.
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