EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K!
About this race
NEW YEAR. STILL YOU. JUST SHOWING UP ANYWAY.
The EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K perfectly captures that magical moment when the calendar resets, but your muscles absolutely do not. Whether you’re easing back into movement, shaking off last year, or running purely out of spite for your couch, this run celebrates progress over pace and laughter over limits.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
- Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before June 30, 2026.
- Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
- Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EverythingHurtsAndImDying #IRun4Movement
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- Entries, prices, waves and inclusions — the event's official registration page
- Temperature and humidity — Copernicus ERA5 reanalysis via Open-Meteo (CC BY 4.0)
- Elevation and terrain relief — Copernicus DEM GLO-90, ESA (CC BY 4.0)
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