Hell Hath No Hurry
About this race
Hell Hath No Hurry — Race Overview
Hell Hath No Hurry is a project of Hell Hath No Profit, a 501(c)(3) organization dedicated to showcasing the beautiful trails of Settlers Cabin Park. This looped trail race is built around community, perseverance, and spending a full day enjoying the woods together.
Runners and walkers of all abilities are welcome—from first-time trail racers looking for a fun challenge to seasoned ultrarunners chasing 50 miles. Choose your distance, take on the scenic 10K loop through the park, and enjoy a supportive trail-running atmosphere from start to finish.
Race Distances & Start Times
- 50 Mile (Solo & Relay) — 6:00 AM
- 10K — 8:00 AM
- 50K — 10:00 AM
- 30K — 2:00 PM
All events end at 8:00 PM.
All runners must begin their final lap by 6:00 PM.
Location
Start / Finish: Cayuga Shelter, Settlers Cabin Park
Coordinates: 40°26'04.3"N 80°09'36.4"W
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/fbDB3xkb1so
The start/finish area is conveniently located next to a playground—perfect for families, crews, and spectators.
The Course
- 10K loop on marked trails within Settlers Cabin Park
- Primarily single-track with hills, roots, mud, and natural terrain
- Minimal road crossings
- Direction of travel may change during the race
- The course will be well marked, but runners must follow the blazes
Loop Counts:
- 10K = 1 loop
- 30K = 3 loops
- 50K = 5 loops
- 50 Mile = 8 loops
Aid Stations
Main Aid Station (Start/Finish)
Supported by North Park Trail Runners
Water, electrolyte drink, PB&J, chips, pretzels, candy, salt tabs, and other trail-friendly snacks.
No guarantee of gels.
Halfway Aid Station
Supported by Audrey Burgoon of Urban Impact
Water, electrolyte drink, and an incredible variety of homemade trail foods.
Personal Aid Access:
- 50 Mile runners may access their vehicles every lap.
- 30K & 50K runners may set up a small personal aid area near the start/finish.
Post-Race Cookout
A post-race cookout will be held for runners, crews, friends, and family beginning around 3:00–4:00 PM.
- Hamburgers, hot dogs, vegetarian options
- Picnic-style sides
- Cold beverages (beer for ages 21+)
Staggered start times help bring runners back together for a lively finish-line celebration.
Awards & Swag
- Awards for top Male & Female finishers in each distance
- Custom technical running socks for all registrants
- Hand-crafted finisher awards for all who complete their registered distance
Please note: runners must complete the distance they registered for. Distance changes during the race are not permitted.
General Rules
- No littering
- No whining
- Respect fellow runners, volunteers, and park users
- Follow all race rules and instructions from the Race Director
- All participants must exit the park by sunset
Check the main race website for additional information: https://www.hellhathnohurry.org/
Pick your distance
Trail running
10K Race
Start Time: 8:00 AM Ages: 12+ New to trail running? Curious what the big deal is? The 10K is the perfect way to dip your toes into the dirt. You’ll start at 8 AM, finish before lunch, and absolutely earn your medal—no DNF stories required. A great first taste of trail running. You’ll be back next year… for something longer.
30K Race
Start Time: 2:00 PM Ages: 14+ The 30K is our “junior ultra” — tough enough to brag about, but still friendly to newer trail runners. You’ll experience real aid stations, real climbs, and real dirt-under-the-fingernails fun. A perfect stepping stone to the big leagues.
50K Race
Start Time: 10:00 AM Ages: 16+ Five simple(ish) loops of ~10K each. That’s it. Totally manageable. Totally not intimidating. Totally an ultra marathon, whether you admit it or not. The classic HHNH sufferfest.
50 Mile Race
Start Time: 6:00 AM Ages: 18+ If you’re signing up for this, you’re either highly experienced… or highly optimistic. We support both choices. Prepare for heat, hills, and a long day in the woods. You’ll love it. Eventually. You better be training already.
50 Mile Relay
Start Time: 6:00 AM Ages: 18+ Bring a team, bring an attitude, and bring snacks. The 50 Mile Relay lets you split the suffering—uh, experience—into manageable chunks. No matter what happens out there, you’ll absolutely finish knowing more about each other than when you started. Win or lose: team bonding is guaranteed.
Double Damnation Challenge - 10K + 30K
Start your morning with the 10K, shake it off, and then come back for the 30K in the afternoon. Two races. Two medals. One unforgettable day in the woods. If you’re registering for the 30K, you can add the 10K for not much more and earn the special Double Damnation finisher award. Because one race just isn’t enough.
Double Damnation Challenge Plus - 10K + 50K
Feeling bold? Run the 10K to warm up… then take on the 50K to finish the day off properly. Earn the Double Damnation PLUS award and complete one of the most ambitious combos we’ve ever offered. If you’re registering for the 50K, adding the 10K costs only a little more and earns you a second medal and a wicked bragging right. For the runners who like their trail running served with pain… and dessert.
Typical race-day weather
Based on 6 years of Open-Meteo archive data for this event's race dates in Carnegie, plus the 3 days either side.
The sun rises at 5:52 AM and sets at 8:54 PM local time (EDT) in Carnegie on June 27, 2026 — 15h 02m of daylight.
Course
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2026 results — Hell Hath No Hurry
260 finishers across 7 distances · leading places in the 10K Race
| Place | Name | Time | Pace |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Devan Evanovich | 50:58 | 8:12 /mi |
| 2 | Nate Bloom | 54:49 | 8:49 /mi |
| 3 | Matt Durbin | 55:58 | 9:00 /mi |
| 4 | Brittany Bielewicz | 58:42 | 9:27 /mi |
| 5 | Jim Podroskey | 58:54 | 9:29 /mi |
Every finisher is on the results page, filterable by distance, gender and age group.
All results by year
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Where this page comes from. Race details were last updated on . We re-check listings regularly and again in the week before race day.
- Entries, prices, waves and inclusions — the event's official registration page
- Temperature and humidity — Copernicus ERA5 reanalysis via Open-Meteo (CC BY 4.0)
- Elevation and terrain relief — Copernicus DEM GLO-90, ESA (CC BY 4.0)
- Comparisons and counts — Race Discovery calendar, 3 Carnegie events
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