Shitter's Full : Virtual 5K - 10K - 13.1 - 26.2
About this race
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol? Nearing the end of a year we’d all like to forget, it's time for the hap-hap-happiest holiday challenge—the Shitter’s Full Virtual Race! This is the gift that keeps on giving, allowing you to pay homage to the finest holiday film ever made without leaving your neighborhood.
Whether you're running, walking, or stumbling, we have distances for every Griswold in your family, including 5K, 10K, half marathon, and full marathon options. This isn't just a race; it's a "haul." Participants get one-of-a-kind, wild swag, including a hilarious, high-quality finisher’s medal and an ugly Christmas tee that will make you the envy of your holiday Zoom calls.
This is a virtual race, meaning you can race on any day that fits your schedule, perhaps sipping some bubbly in the tub after your 13.1-mile neighborhood loop. Don't be a Cousin Eddie—sign up today and get some "stuff" in the mail. Keep the Christmas spirit alive, ensure your running isn't cancelled, and celebrate a year where the shitter was definitely full. Hurry, sign up before spots are gone!
*Race swag ships in December. Register by 11/15 for 12/2. Register by 12/1 for 12/15 ship. Registration prior to 12/5 for guaranteed delivery by 12/25.
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Typical race-day weather
Based on 11 years of Open-Meteo archive data for this event's race dates in Columbus, plus the 3 days either side.
The sun rises at 7:34 AM and sets at 5:07 PM local time (EST) in Columbus on December 1, 2026 — 9h 32m of daylight.
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Where this page comes from. Race details were last updated on . We re-check listings regularly and again in the week before race day.
- Entries, prices, waves and inclusions — the event's official registration page
- Temperature and humidity — Copernicus ERA5 reanalysis via Open-Meteo (CC BY 4.0)
- Elevation and terrain relief — Copernicus DEM GLO-90, ESA (CC BY 4.0)
- Comparisons and counts — Race Discovery calendar, 93 Columbus events
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