Mean Girls 5K, 10K & Half Marathon
About this race
On Mean Girls Day, October 3rd, 2026 he asked you what day it was. You said it’s October 3rd.
Now lace up and run.
Welcome to The Mean Girls 5K, 10K and Half Marathon, a pink powered comedy fueled tribute to the most quotable high school ever. This event transforms the LA River Path into North Shore High where every runner is either trying to make fetch happen or survive gym class without being personally victimized by Regina George.
Presented by Jed and Ted’s Excellent Races.
Wear pink if it’s Wednesday. Wear sweatpants only if it’s Saturday. Do not wear army pants and flip flops unless you want everyone else to buy army pants and flip flops.
This is your chance to run like you’re late for Calc, dodge Regina’s bus, and earn a medal pretty enough for the Spring Fling Court.
Choose your challenge:
- The Burn Book 5K - A fast and funny out and back perfect for anyone who wants to run, walk, gossip, or talk about how butter is a carb.
- The Glen Coco 10K - Six point two miles of pure candy cane energy. You go Glen Coco. Treat yourself and your friends. None for Gretchen Wieners.
- The Full Plastics Half Marathon - Thirteen point one miles of pure drama control. Stay hydrated. Stay cute. Try not to start a three way call attack. Cross the finish feeling like the new Spring Fling Queen.
- The Multiverse Lunch Table Dash (Virtual) - Run from anywhere. Work. School. Your bedroom. Africa.
Costumes Welcome
- Pink everything
- Plastics energy
- Mathletes jackets
- Mrs. Norbury teacher vibes
- Kevin G rap battle looks
- Mouse ears because duh you’re a mouse
Community Vibe
This race is all about fun, connection, silliness, and giving runners a day they’ll talk about in group chats all year. No cliques here. Everyone can sit with us.
Parody Note This event is a fan made parody inspired by early 2000s teen pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holders.Pick your distance
Running
The Burn Book 5K
A fast and funny out and back perfect for anyone who wants to run, walk, gossip, or talk about how butter is a carb.
The Glen Coco 10K
Six point two miles of pure candy cane energy. You go Glen Coco. Treat yourself and your friends. None for Gretchen Wieners.
The Full Plastics Half Marathon
Thirteen point one miles of pure drama control. Stay hydrated. Stay cute. Try not to start a three way call attack. Cross the finish feeling like the new Spring Fling Queen.
Race-day daylight
We have no recorded weather for Canoga Park yet, but sunrise and sunset follow from the venue and the date.
The sun rises at 6:50 AM and sets at 6:35 PM local time (PDT) in Canoga Park on October 3, 2026 — 11h 45m of daylight.
Course
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🏃 Plan Your Next Race in Canoga Park
Find upcoming events by distance:
- Canoga Park 5K Races 13 races
- 10K Run Events in Canoga Park 12 races
- Canoga Park Half Marathons 8 races
- Canoga Park Running Calendar 2026 13 races
Where this page comes from. Race details were last updated on . We re-check listings regularly and again in the week before race day.
- Entries, prices, waves and inclusions — the event's official registration page
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- Comparisons and counts — Race Discovery calendar, 13 Canoga Park events
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